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Farewell to Blogger?

2006-07-31T23:03:00.000-07:00

I just never feel like...or have anything to write about anymore. Myspace a proven to be a worthy replacement to my blog. I guess after a year of only Kerri reading this...which is cool don't get me wrong but...I've grown tired of it.

Perhaps I should make signs like the dont-hold-back.com signs that adorn every lamp post in town...shebecrazy.blogspot.com. Maybe then people will take interest...if you blog it they will come...bullshit. I never read anyone's blogs...except Kerri's...which I love! She isn't bothering anymore either....I guess there has been a blog drought.

Oh well...if you feel like it...keep checking back...maybe...just maybe I will WOW you with some literary gems.

CRASH BOOM BANG

2006-07-24T01:06:00.000-07:00

I can't believe my computer is fried. All my stuff...wedding planning, resume, pictures, music...gone. It's both frustrating and devastating. Here I am at 1am...creating a new resume. I worked so bloody hard on my old one...adding to it over months until it was pure gold. This one...meh...whatever. I simply can't focus tonight. I'm applying for a job in Peterborough...dual diagnosis outreach worker. Which is working with people that have both a mental handicap and a mental illness. I doubt I am qualified but it doesn't hurt to find out. If not I can always apply to clean the grocery store at night...or sell magazines across the country. So many oppourtunties so little interest in them! Alas...the job search continues.

Frankman & Frankgirl

2006-07-17T22:17:00.000-07:00

The ever victorious Frankman teams up with his lucious sidekick Frankgirl once again! The mission? To defeat their evil nemesis the Joker...but alas he has a trick up his sleeve...the brutal minx Poison Keller. Can they triumph?

Boomers Sisters

2006-07-14T20:24:00.000-07:00

I forgot my camera on Wednesday but luckily someone snapped this sexy pic! Good times and man I was feelin' it all day yesterday! Beer is not my drink of choice anymore. Looking forward to this weeks torrid tales!

2006-07-11T14:45:00.000-07:00

I think I want this tattoo.

2006-07-09T20:45:00.000-07:00

This is how I feel today!

90 days!

2006-07-07T18:22:00.000-07:00

Yep...exactly 3 months until the wedding! I can't wait....but I'm starting to get really overwhelmed with planning details. As a person who ALWAYS finds it easier to do everything herself I'm finding it really hard to count on so many other people to do things for me. The minister, caterer, reception hall, DJ, flowers. AHHHH! Anyway...I'm super duper excited though...I love Ryan so much and it's going to be a blast baby! Latest development...scratching the hayride and trying to rent a convertible 2006 Mustang for me, Ryan, Kerri and Brock. Oh...that would be sweet. It would take us forever to get to the reception hall! CRUISIN' BABY!

2006-07-02T20:46:00.000-07:00

The Amazing Meganame Generator

Kelly's Aliases

Your movie star name: Popcorn Kell

Your fashion designer name is Kelly Dublin

Your socialite name is Poop Cramps Spencerville

Your fly girl / guy name is K Hub

Your detective name is Puppy South Grenville

Your barfly name is Ice Cream Vodka

Your porn star name is Norma 44

Your rock star name is Nerds Earwig

Your Star Wars name is Kelbug Hubrya

Your punk rock band name is The Sleepy Doorbell

M for murder

2006-07-02T17:54:00.000-07:00

It's just a regular night of Canadian Idol and an incredibly sexy, seemingly harmless young woman jumps on stage. The crowd grows restless as she begins shouting obscenities at Ben Mulroney.

She reaches for something "say hello to my little friend" she says as she pulls out a 9mm and begins riddling him with bullet holes.

He screams "nooooooooooooo!" "don't you know who my father is?" She laughs "muahahaha" as he falls to the floor. "You've won this round Kerri" he whispers with his last breath.

Then Kerri wakes up...

Canada Day

2006-07-02T09:10:00.000-07:00

Great party! Good ol' vittles, music, fireworks, booze and friends. We had so much fun! I managed to escape the night with only a few minor embarassments...the worst being some sexual comment about a Hootie and the Blowfish! That is the dumbest thing that I can recall at least. Kerri sure beat the guys at the keg chug! wink wink nudge nudge! I untied Stephanie's halter top and she got mad and blamed Munchie. That was a good one. Frankie's theory on how texas toast was invented. Jimmy and Munchie devouring the cheese platter at 3am and dipping the cheese in the veggie dip while Jimmy laughed like a seal and I imitated him excessively. HONK HONK! Can't wait til next years!

2006-06-30T08:30:00.000-07:00

"heh heh...there's your freakin' blow job!"

Ah...yes

2006-06-30T08:28:00.000-07:00

these are trademark mofo....

Outta School Shuffle

2006-06-26T17:26:00.000-07:00

Click to see the dance!

TWINS

2006-06-25T17:24:00.000-07:00

If Kerri had a twin brother he would look like this.

2006-06-25T17:06:00.000-07:00

It would be so cool to have a twin. If I had a twin brother he would look something like this. Handsome bastard isn't he! We would be the best of friends!

Party Girls!

2006-06-24T17:41:00.000-07:00

My best friend - BIO

2006-06-20T19:54:00.000-07:00

SHE WHO CHUGS FEMININELY

This is Kerri, and she's the best friend I've ever had. Who the hell else would not only put up with my strange behaviour but actually enjoy and encourage it! We have a blast together...party too hard...always have....always will. HARDCORE!

Things seem to pop out of her mouth (in funny voices too) from nowhere with little relevence to the topic at hand. For instance : "I should dress up like Ms. Swan for karaoke" or "Elton John has a giant peener" or "I'm GI Joe". This is one of the many hilarious and "special" things about Kerri. I know all about "special" people.

Kerri works for the finest boutique in the downtown area. She gets hit on a lot by all the fine single gents in town. She does the best announcements ever too! She could probably do a pad announcement with out laughing...now that takes skill!

Kerri always makes me feel better about being embarrassed when I get drunk and silly. She always can remember lots of dumb things other people do. In fact she always makes me feel happy...she's great to be around...fun and energetic...and HOT!

When it comes to bands nobody has ever heard of...Kerri is quite the expert. Every now and then she will introduce you to a new...old neat-o band.

The thing Kerri is the most passionate about is knitting, comedy, and being cool. She also is always thinking of what she wants to do with her life. This is a good thing!...some people don't bother...they just "settle". Not Kerri though...she has goals and is always changing and trying new things. It's hard in this area too because there are not a lot of options. For this I am proud of her.

When it comes to romance Kerri is dormant. That's cool though...cuz she could have any one of the hunks down at Boomer's if she wanted them. Again...Kerri wants more. I can't really blame her! Buffalo Bill...oh...who wants a mullet now?hmmmmm?

So if you are looking for someone wickedly strange, who will lull you to sleep with sweet rendition of some song you have never heard. Kerri is your girl.

Redone

2006-06-20T15:47:00.000-07:00

sorry...should've done this in the first place.

Signature Poses

2006-06-19T15:50:00.000-07:00

Now Kerri has a signature pose! I know
there are lots of these laying around!
Ha ha...what do you call this exactly?
Gun in tha' kisser? I call my pose...
devil fingers.

Seen here being executed by George
Bush...
a horribly over used symbol.
I'm going back
to the thumbs up.
Ace style.

Then there is this pose...seen here
by some guy at the bar. I see a lot of G's
doin' this one.

Ssssaturday Night

2006-06-19T04:19:00.000-07:00

Oh good times...good times! Except for the fact that I felt like I had been run over by a train the next day....and got a short lecture from my old man! Hey I don't piss him off very often! It's all good now...we made up ;) If we didn't though...there's always Mr. Hyrdant. Oh our secret torrid love affair could never be accepted.

Monday morning is a good time to post fun pictures from the weekend...makes Monday not suck so royally. Oh who am I kidding...at least I only have 3 more days of work left. Then I'm off for the summer...and hopefully no longer then that!

Divas

2006-06-16T21:14:00.000-07:00

Eeeeelloooo Possums!

2006-06-12T16:24:00.000-07:00

are these trains little or are these men giants? I'm very confused.

2006-06-03T12:45:00.000-07:00

Honesty...a vital part of friendship!

Girls Night!

2006-06-01T11:45:00.000-07:00

Last night was good times! I love this new karaoke guy! It's like the best thing to happen to us...this summer is gonna rock!

2006-05-31T16:33:00.000-07:00

Boo Boo

2006-05-30T18:37:00.000-07:00

I hurt myself when I climbed up on the tank!

Oh Crap!

2006-05-29T22:04:00.000-07:00

...in keeping with the bird theme I present this... poor kid!

2006-05-28T14:53:00.000-07:00

This is a picture of the rear of the tank...and a pile of bird droppings on the ground. Can you imagine the exhaust fumes from this tank! I guess that was their primary defense...

Tank

2006-05-28T14:46:00.000-07:00

Private Ryan and I were playing around on the tank by Fort Henry today on our way back from Kingston. Good times...

XMEN 3

2006-05-28T14:26:00.000-07:00

What a freakin' awesome movie...the best part...Frasier plays the Beast...and Beast is pretty cool. Yeah...rock it Kelsey Grammer! I have a whole new respect for him now! Although I did try to find a geeky picture of him for this post!

Jumbo Pillows

2006-05-26T17:46:00.000-07:00

We should do an ad for Jumbo Pillows! This picture of me has got to be one of the worst of all time... if not THE worst.

On the way home...

2006-05-26T17:39:00.000-07:00

Me with the giants from Subway...having a laugh. I don't think that redheaded bitch liked me talking to her man. Back off...get your own sandwich! Kerri has this orgasm inducing effect on men...it's her claim to fame....just ask any man at Boomers...JK

Happy Birthday Blog!

2006-05-26T09:41:00.000-07:00

yes...my blog is a year old today...and still only has one reader (that I know of). That's pretty lame...except that the reader is Kerri...so that makes it cool! I just can't believe I stuck with something for a whole year!

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia

2006-05-22T19:39:00.000-07:00

You Are Jan Brady

Brainy and a little introverted, you tend to think life is a lot worse than it actually is.And while you may think you're a little goofy looking, most people consider you to be a major babe.

What Brady Are You?

weird album covers

2006-05-21T08:57:00.000-07:00

John Bult... a trail blazin' pioneer pervert!

Three grown men on a scooter smiling gleefully
....one wonders what they mean by "play"

umm...you're welcome?

mmm...what a sultry...nauseating gaze
from a man with no lips...only a mustache.

Damn...Bitch

2006-05-17T19:20:00.000-07:00

Challenge!

2006-05-17T19:19:00.000-07:00

Kerri...you may have met your match!

Bad Fortune

2006-05-15T21:49:00.001-07:00

...that would be even worse then the time we found that maggot in Kerri's Chinese food. Eeeewwww...

Somebody's Two!

2006-05-10T16:07:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday to Lexi!

I may never understand art

2006-05-06T09:22:00.000-07:00

Funny Beer Posters

2006-05-06T09:18:00.000-07:00

2006-05-06T09:16:00.000-07:00

Click to enlarge

YOU'RE FIRED!

2006-05-04T19:18:00.000-07:00

...actually I've been half laid-off...but it still blows the goats hairy nards...BIG TIME. I guess you pay your dues as you climb the school board ladder.

So now I'm working Mondays, Wednesdays and every second Friday in a kindergarten. It should be fun...but not a nice paycheck...AT ALL!

On the sunny side...now Kerri and I can reclaim the Karaoke Wednesday throne!

A Great Night

2006-04-30T16:33:00.000-07:00

I had such a fun birthday this year! I really can't believe I felt so great this morning...well not great...but the hangover was minimal. It's always depressing when my birthday is over but it was a really great one this year!

Attack!

2006-04-30T16:19:00.000-07:00

oh no...the green peen is gonna get the birthday girl

My Debut

2006-04-30T16:18:00.000-07:00

I was having so much fun singing with the band that I didn't notice I was playing the guitar too...AIR GUITAR...why wasn't this stopped?

2006-04-24T12:43:00.000-07:00

I feel like I've been living in another world for the last week and a half. I've been so sick...I'm actually taking Buckley's! Today was the first day I actually felt half decent. Anyway... my birthday is on Saturday! Yeah! Happy Happy Day toooooo meeeeeeeee!

2006-04-24T12:42:00.000-07:00

You Are a Freedom Rocker!

You're stuck in the 70s - for better or worseCrazy hair, pot soaked clothes, and tons of groupiesYour kind showed the world how to rockIs that freedom rock?... Well turn it up man!

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

2006-04-14T08:25:00.000-07:00

I bet Jesus never got picked last for a
sports team!

Helpful Hick Hints

2006-04-12T20:13:00.000-07:00

Hick Hint #1

2006-04-12T17:00:00.000-07:00

Ants on a log can be an affordable alternative to traditional h'orderves such as caviar and escargot.

Beach Party 2006

2006-04-10T18:43:00.000-07:00

check out my fotothing for more pictures!

Da Bump Bump

2006-04-10T17:07:00.000-07:00

hee hee...I love taking pictures of people dancing!

It's a Beach Party

2006-04-06T20:20:00.000-07:00

yeaaaah! we are gonna go to the Beach Party! Saturday night bitches....oooowwwww...stay tuned for a photo recap of the nights events! I can't wait!

Not Freakin' Pregnant!!

2006-04-05T22:25:00.000-07:00

I think I'm going to buy this shirt! That's right...today someone asked me AGAIN "are you expecting?" Funny...since I'm not pregnant!

As a "lady of volume" there is no bigger blow to my ego than when I am asked if I am preganant.

Seriously...to anyone reading this... never--never--ever ask a woman if she is pregnant...unless you want a fist in your ass!

2006-04-05T15:22:00.000-07:00

I sure was a cute baby

Brian Peppers Song

2006-03-31T03:53:00.001-08:00

http://thebrianpeppersong.ytmnd.com/

famous houses

2006-03-30T19:50:00.000-08:00

This was my favourite house we ever lived in. We only lived here for a couple years but it was such a beautiful old home. I think it was built in the 1860's and was first owned by one of the elite of the town...coincidence?

2006-03-30T19:43:00.000-08:00

look familiar Kerri?

2006-03-30T19:41:00.000-08:00

this is my childhood church where I purged my mind of all evil and cleansed my soul every Sunday...

2006-03-29T15:19:00.000-08:00

here's a funny picture of kenny making some homemade vino at the fair last year! we had sort of a oktoberfest theme going...what a blast! that wine sure was delicious too...mmmm mmmm . we just grabbed our straws and drank straight out of the buckets! a lil' bit of a nutty aftertaste...might've been the feet.

My lil' soldiers

2006-03-28T21:38:00.000-08:00

2006-03-26T09:34:00.000-08:00

i wore this pilon on my head for like 10 minutes and didn't even get a laugh! in fact rob just took it off and threw it in the nation...some folks don't know funny when they see it i guess.

2006-03-26T09:24:00.000-08:00

sure was a fun night friday! too bad my camera died and it was so dark out...i will put more pictures up later.

Elite Crime Force

2006-03-21T19:35:00.000-08:00

...alone they are mearly men with mustaches...
...but together they are...

2006-03-21T19:33:00.000-08:00

Osama "Bum" Laden

Adolf "fudge smudge" Hitler

Saddam "butt bunny" Hussein

Oh...Johnny Deerest

2006-03-21T12:19:00.000-08:00

YEEEHAWWWW! Breaker breaker...you copy good buddy?... this here's lil' mama...Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy!

Socialites

2006-03-19T18:29:00.000-08:00

sometimes all the pressure of being socialites is just too much to bear...the weight of the world gets too heavy..thank goodness for the Stumble Inn...a place where a girl at the top of her game can really make an ass of herself with style!

Bareback Mountin'

2006-03-17T00:34:00.000-08:00

Some rejected titles from Brokeback Mountain...enjoy!

OKLAHOMO
HIGH NOONER
WHAT HAPPENS IN TEXAS...STAYS IN TEXAS
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES
BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID
HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG
THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER
DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID
VERY RAW HIDE
HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!
QUICKLY DOWN UNDER
BAREBACK MOUNTIN'
BONE-NANZA
DON'T MESS WITH TEX'S ASS
HOMO THE RANGER
PRANCES WITH WOLVES
BALONEY PONY RODEO
TUBESTEAK COWBOYS

but seriously...I can't wait to see this movie...it looks really good!

ME!!!

2006-03-16T16:39:00.000-08:00

I tried this on today and I think this is the one! It was so perfect and beautiful. I hated this style of skirt before today now my top two choices are this style! The other one is like antique lace on the top and so beautiful too. Hard to choose...but I'm still going to go to one or two more places.

To protect Ryan click the links below. #1 is me in it and a horrid picture at that and #2 is the dress from the website.

#1 http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b79/shebecrazy/mydress3.jpg

#2 http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b79/shebecrazy/mydress2.jpg

Oooh La La

2006-03-16T16:35:00.000-08:00

I like this one best Kerri...I think it will look great on you too. This is the Hunter Green. We need to plan a date and a destination for shopping in a couple weeks.

Colleen's Dress

2006-03-16T16:11:00.000-08:00

Here is Colleen's dress... Alfred Angelo. Two pieces and very comfortable and flattering for her. It has crystal beading above the waist so there's her lil' sparkle.

Problem is...Wine was NOT a good colour on her so it is now undetermined again...though wine is still not out if the other girls really like it.

Colleen likes superman blue ...lol but I want fall colours so dark colours I guess...choices are wine, hunter green, brown, grape, harvest gold (pictured).

My Very Own

2006-03-15T08:31:00.000-08:00

Ryan bought me a computer the other day! It's so great to have a computer all my own. Thanks Ryan...you are the best!!

Way Rad

2006-03-09T20:06:00.000-08:00

I think Kelly Osbourne is very cool... so there. In her video "One Word" she looks wow...really hot. Although I like the chubby-don't give a F*&% look better. With all the Mary Kates and Hillary Duffs... the world needs more girls like Kelly in showbiz. I mean Queen Latifa is cool but...eh...we need a white bitch to represent!

Return of Yoda

2006-03-08T10:34:00.000-08:00

Overhaulin'

2006-03-07T19:15:00.000-08:00

I gave the blog new face during the last couple of days. I think it looks pretty snazzy... then I thought I'd see what I would look like if I had some plastic surgery done. A lil' lipo in the chin, collagen injection, eye enlargement, brow lift, nose job...the works. VOILA! Pretty damn fine...I'm a regular Joan Rivers.

2006-03-06T19:05:00.000-08:00

That sure was a fun night getting drunk and taking pictures! I really haven't had such a great time at the bar in forever! In fact I think I forgot just what having fun was really like...

every band needs a name

2006-03-05T17:46:00.000-08:00

so what will ours be?
my idea is ....

define talent

lol

Yeah baby!!

2006-03-05T14:48:00.000-08:00

I sent my resume this morning! Cross your fingers...I really hope to become a secret shopping spy!

2006-03-04T19:42:00.000-08:00

2006-02-26T18:08:00.000-08:00

Coolest Beatle

2006-02-24T23:19:00.000-08:00

George Harrison was really the cool Beatle....and he was a babe...even with a mustache!

Class

2006-02-24T19:19:00.000-08:00

Student Bodies

2006-02-23T04:07:00.000-08:00

thats it! and the guy IS on the Weather Network! Ross Hull. Oh I am soooo lame... not only because I always watch the weather network (and pray for a snow day) but because I thought it was him and actually looked to find out! The character he played was named Chris...he's on the far right. I knew it was him...lol!

Love This

2006-02-21T22:38:00.000-08:00

I just can't stop looking at this dress...I really need to try this on (it will likely look really bad). Sinders has it or can get it so....yeah! I'm really into tulle ball gowns this week! Very dramatic.

Day One...Success!

2006-02-20T19:12:00.000-08:00

Hooray! I managed to stick to my Weight Watchers points today...and I walked for 30 minutes tonight! It may not seem like much but I'm awfully proud of myself. Of all the diets I have tried I like Points the best...you usually lose around 2lbs a week which doesn't sound like a lot but I have lost up to 20 lbs on it before in 2 months. I'd like my wedding dress to be a size 14...that's my goal...very achievable too!

Wedding Dress Shopping

2006-02-19T18:32:00.000-08:00

so....my first day wedding dress shopping. I went with my Mom to Alliance Bridal in Moose Creek and there was a large selection in my size...which was great. I ended up looking a lot better than I thought I would in a gown so my insecurities vanished quickly.

Such beautiful gowns...the embroidery is like...WOW! I am giving two links to the top two gowns I liked today. I am probably not going to get either but might...ya never know. I have to give links so Ryan won't see me!

so... Ryan...DO NOT click here!

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b79/shebecrazy/mebridee.jpg
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b79/shebecrazy/mebride2.jpg

Ah to be Paris...

2006-02-17T19:25:00.000-08:00

An unsolicated socialite feel up never gets old!

Falling.....
...and groping

Falling some more...
...and groping some more

No longer falling...
...still groping

SCANDAL

2006-02-15T23:14:00.000-08:00

I was so digusted today to learn that the Scottish guy from the really funny Alexander Keith's beer commercials is a kiddie porn downloader. Sick mutha.

Yeah...that's right. The company has of course fired him and he is out on bail awaiting his court date etc...

If Alexander Keith were alive today I bet he would smush that sick pig with this giant brew...and rightfully so.

Cowardly Kelly

2006-02-15T20:40:00.000-08:00

My mom told me tonight that when I was a baby I looked like the cowardly lion (mainly the HUGE bags under my eyes). That's just crazy....I see NO resemlance whatsoever.

My Ideal Man

2006-02-14T21:18:00.000-08:00

Happy Valentine's Day!
XX OO

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

2006-02-14T18:18:00.000-08:00

Gentlemen may prefer blondes...but rednecks prefer bald women with no teeth....yee haw! Sounds like a new film for our theatre company...

Whodunnit Bear

2006-02-13T20:41:00.000-08:00

Hey...who cut one? Oh... man that's rough!
Tootsie Bear...was that you again? I swear I'm gonna have you sewn up you bleepin' bleep bleep bleeper!

Tootsie Bear

2006-02-13T20:40:00.000-08:00

Ummm...ooops. Sorry guys. Must've been that black bean Quesadilla I had for lunch over at Mexi Bears place.

Mexi Bear

2006-02-13T20:38:00.000-08:00

What? You no likey my a Quesadilla?

Twisted Kerri

2006-02-11T23:06:00.000-08:00

Hee Hee...the resemblance is uncanny!

Days Gone By

2006-02-11T22:37:00.000-08:00

Awww...it's lil' baby Kell and Matt.

Looks like I'm ready to sock him in the face...
...even as a baby I was all like
"don't f%$# with me fool!"

I luv my big bro...

Religious Bobble

2006-02-10T15:23:00.000-08:00

You know you have sunk to a new level of tackiness when you find yourself purchasing a bobble head Jesus or Mary.

Duff

2006-02-09T18:20:00.001-08:00

WOW! Duff is old...but still sex on legs :)

Hey Mon!

2006-02-09T18:20:00.000-08:00

...recent photo of Axl...WTF????

I think he's embracing the hip-hop scene!